I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
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he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I fill condoms, not promises.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
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