you guys were way drunker than both of me
I accidentally broke up with him while I was drunk which is really too bad since I'd just gotten a birth control perscription so we could start having sex.
Do you think he'd take me back if I said "dude, we need to get back together or this IUD is going to have an existential crisis for not realizing its full potential"?
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
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My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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