omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
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Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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