scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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