'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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