It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
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How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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