there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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