Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
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Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
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I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
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