I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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