My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
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Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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