Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
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I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
try to milk me bitch
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