Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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