just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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