fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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