It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
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I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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