Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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