wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
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You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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