How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
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I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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