# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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