It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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