remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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