i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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