Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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