My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
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Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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