Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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