what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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