I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
What changed your mind?
Being sober
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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