If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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