i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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