Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
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frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
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Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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