Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
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It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
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Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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