I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
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