just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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