Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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