Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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