we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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