I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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