her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
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The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Drake has all the answers
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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