Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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