To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
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He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
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also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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