so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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