Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
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I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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