I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
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