its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
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Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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