We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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