I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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