everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
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I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
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I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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