so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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