thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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