honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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