quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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