never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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