used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
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