Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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