Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
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did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
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Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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